Has anyone ever seen the film pinnochio?
Of course you have.
A puppet who wants to be a " real boy".
Nick Clegg should try being a "real politician"
Maybe if he spent more time keeping to his word, maybe he wouldn't have to spend so much time filing his nose down with a chisel.
This would therefore allow him to have time to be a real politician... 'Cos lets face it he doesn't have time at the moment with that burden weighing him down.
...If only it was that easy for poor Pinnochio....