I just chat shite.

We live in a time where old people currently look at us and think "back when we were young, we would never have dreamed of doing that"

That is it, we live in a constantly evolving society where within ten years it will be acceptable to beat your wives. In 20 years murder will have no consequence except from maybe a small bushtucker trial in te Australian rainforest , and maybe, just maybe, in 30 years time everyone will have caught on to lady gagas ingenious idea of wearing meat as a suit.

Though it may be rather expensive to keep up this fashion, due to the smell causing you to need to buy a new suit once a week(in extreme winter conditions), or  possibly every two hours (in the summer).

I have taken two things of beauty.  The rose with its intricate shape and sharp curves. and a bird.

We give flowers as gifts because they look good right? And birds are also things of beauty right?

Well in that case, I give you the next thing these 'old people' are going to shit themselves in shock over!

Behold the perfect gift for your loved one.

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The Age We Have Grown To Become.

Apes... Amazing how we have stemmed from that to people wearing giant sea shells for protective helmets.
We have grown to become power obsessed people, and that is what is shown here.
I am trying to show development of evolution in a different way.

My third piece of work published, In case you cannot count?!?

Has anyone ever seen the film pinnochio?

Has anyone ever seen the film pinnochio?

Of course you have.

A puppet who wants to be a " real boy".

Nick Clegg should try being a "real politician"

Maybe if he spent more time keeping to his word, maybe he wouldn't have to spend so much time filing his nose down with a chisel.

This would therefore allow him  to have time to be a real politician... 'Cos lets face it he doesn't have time at the moment with that burden weighing him down.

...If only it was that easy for poor Pinnochio....

I have had to scan this, Although i created it with Illustrator and Photoshop, I stuck it over the top of a newspaper article. Yeah, Hence the scan.

Welcome, Hello, We don't Care...

So...

I am on Blogspot... Not that anyone cares... just another place my work is going to show up on the world wide web. Could even be the prime source for imagery theft. Not my site in particular, but blogspot?

The joys of " Save Picture As" ey?

I figured I would use this site to showcase my work.

When I get a feel for the site. I will upload a few pieces of work to treat you guys.

Until then, You are just going to have to suffice for this image I Created.

This has to make you question...

Who the hell is he?

What the hell is he smiling about?

And the answers to your questions would be...

That would be my Grandad, and he doesn't require a reason to smile.

This is just a simple portrait and meaningful and more complex imagery will be on its way